You should be yourself, of course. At least, that's what they tell you in school. It's a lie. If you are not happy with who you are, then change. You don't stay your boring unhappy self. Unfortunately, most people are not happy with their lives, because consumerism doesn't work when fufilling that part of people, despite what advertisments say. Once you are really happy, then you can be yourself. And to be happy, you have to have fun. Have fun when ever and where ever you can. We did. Oh, and get a good computer...
Our response: Sharply inhaled
breaths, general tuts and a refusal to answer your emails.
Penance: Completing a complete set of
GCSE French courseworks in a wooly jumper, whilst sitting in front
of a radiator, in summer, then going to France and using your newly
gained qualifications to work in a small greasy café for a
week, for a wage of £100, and then spending that on a new
processor.
Our response: Finding your house and
nailing a 'Jehovahs Witnesses Welcome' sign to your front
door.
Penance: Travelling to Dubai and
'negotiating' with four knife wielding dodgy arab geezers for a new
monitor and graphics card.
Our response: Executing you with a
rusty harpoon gun.
Penance: Getting shipped to Mountain
View, California in a polystyrene packing crate, and emerging with
only a grubby fiver to start your own business, develop your own
browser, and to have your company crushed by the corporate might of
Microsoft and be forced to use their Internet Explorer.