Pedagogues of the non-metaphysical aspects of fitness

And if they get that, they might just get some respect from me. But only then.

These people rank the lowest on the scale of jobs avaiLable. There are no jobs on Earth that are of lower rank than a lowly Ped'. That is, a Ped' is low - very low. So low, in fact, that there are no jobs on Earth that are lower. All the following jobs are of higher social status:

• Refuse Technician
• Sewer Cleaner
• Sewer Cleaner equiped with only his tongue
• Dead animal sweeper
• Coffin filler
• Noose warmer
• Scarecrow
• Wax dummy at Madame Tussaud's
• The person who scrubs the table after an FBI autopsy
• The person who used to go around the street saying, "Bring out 'yer dead!"
• The person stuck pushing the cart of the person who used to go around the street saying, "Bring out 'yer dead!"
• Woodwork teacher
• Medieval plague boil surgeon
• The person who sweeps away the bits at the chiropodist's.

Enough said. In fact, these obviously insane people actually wanted to become Ped's, which defies even the most rugby based of logic. I have no respect for these people's authority, but I think everyone has trouble respecting non-existant things.