LD&TSB - A short jip script, starring Molé as Mr Maroon and Adam as Mr Brown. Also starring Vinné as Mr Burnt Ochre.
Scene: Science Corridor, camera is on the floor, angled upwards at about 20 degrees, and several degrees to the right. Five men in brown suits enter to the LS&TSB music and begin walking down the corridor. One of them pulls out a gun and shoots the camera. Title.
Scene: Cafeteria. Two men sit down at a table and begin to eat their lunch.
Mr Brown: You ever been to Lab6? [munches on burger]
Mr Maroon: Naah. You? [eats some chips]
Mr Brown: Yeah, sure. Just the once, though. Hell it's beautiful in Spring. Bunch of kids wreckin' the place, and all that. Here, get this! [takes another bite out of his burger] They got this whole new kinda teachin' up there. Guess what they call the teacher?
Mr Maroon: A big mac with fries?
Mr Brown: No, stoopid. They call him "Jimmé." Apparantly, they got more than 200 in every county.
Mr Maroon: Hah. Must have sprung up over night.
Mr Brown: Yeah, and guess what they call matches?
Mr Maroon: Got no clue.
Mr Brown: They calls 'em "Spaoks."
Mr Maroon: Weird. Hey, what do they call a shrill voiced no controller?
Mr Brown: I don't know - I didn't go to Biology.
They finish their lunch.
Mr Burnt Ochre: Aaaaah! Command me to burn! Hnnngggh.
Mr Brown & Mr Maroon: Aw hell.
They all open fire on each other.
And don't for one minute think I don't realise this is Pulp Fiction.