Litter Happy

"Trigger Happy" is by Weird Al Yankovic

Litter Happy. Litter Happy
Got a 6 foot litter picker, well you know it make me feel my might
Got a button on the WilDesk;  helps me out a little in a fight
There's no feeling any greater than to... DT now and speak to parents later
Now I'm: Litter Happy, Litter Happy every day

Well you can't disobey my rules, I've made them constitutional rights
Yeah I've gotta be ready if OFSTED attack us tonight
I'll be scorin' with my zero mess, and
I'll be OK with my rock bottom 'lessons'

Now I'm litter happy, litter happy every day
Oh yeah I'm litter, litter happy, yes I'm litter, litter happy.
Oh baby I'm litter, litter happy, yes I'm litter, litter happy
Litter, litter happy, yes I'm litter, litter happy
Better watch out PGS or I'm gonna have to send in Jimmé

Oh I accidentaly shot fazzy last night in the den (shot fazzy in the den)
I mistook him in the smoke for a drug crazed Vinné again (drug crazed Vinné again)
Now why d'ya have to be so sad
I only shot a pack of Benson's, faz.
You know I'm: Litter happy, Litter happy every day

Oh I still haven't figured out the 'down' on my SpineMaster yet
I am longing to be shorter, but it doesn't look like any time yet
I raid the caf just to get ahead, in the queue
But I only end up making 'em all dead
Well I'm litter happy, litter happy every day

Oh yeah I'm litter, litter happy, yes I'm litter, litter happy.
Oh baby I'm litter, litter happy, yes I'm litter, litter happy
Litter, litter happy, yes I'm litter, litter happy
Better watch out PGS or I'm gonna have to send in Jimmé

Don't you dare drop your litter
Or you'll fight and lose
Those grades ain't goin' up
Because to be GC is dead man's boots.

Got a brand new thousand pound supply teacher with a laser sight
Teach to kill, now, teach to kill
Oh I'm praying OFSTED try to break in here tonight
Sink to fill? NO! Sink to fill?
I always over fill my Lab technician
With 60 millimetre ammunition
Because I'm litter happy, litter happy every day

Oh yeah I'm litter, litter happy, yes I'm litter, litter happy.
Oh baby I'm litter, litter happy, yes I'm litter, litter happy
Litter, litter happy, yes I'm litter, litter happy
Better watch out PGS or I'm gonna have to send in Jimmé

Watch out or I'll send in Jimmé
Better watch out PGS or I'm gonna have to send in Jimmé
Watch out or I'll send in Jimmé
Better watch out PGS or I'm gonna have to send in Jimmé
Watch out or I'll send in Jimmé
Better watch out PGS or I'm gonna have to send in Jimmé

Trigger Happy. Trigger Happy

Got an AK-47 well you know it makes me feel alright
Got an uzi by my pillow helps me sleep a little better at night
There's no feeling any greater than to... shoot first and ask questions later
Now I'm: Trigger Happy, Trigger Happy every day

Well you can't take my guns away I got a constitutional right
Yeah I've gotta be ready if the commies attack us tonight
I'll blow their brains out with my Smith & Wesson
That oughta teach 'em all a darn good lesson

Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Oh yeah I'm trigger, trigger happy, yes I'm trigger, trigger happy.
Oh baby I'm trigger, trigger happy, yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
Trigger, trigger happy, yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out punk or I'm gonna have to blow you away

Oh I accidentaly shot daddy last night in the den (shot daddy in the den)
I mistook him in the dark for a drug crazed nazi again (drug crazed nazi again)
Now why d'ya have to get so mad...
... it was just a lousy flesh wound dad
You know I'm: Trigger Happy, Trigger Happy every day

Oh I still haven't figured out the safety on my rifle yet
Little fluffy took a round better take him to the vet
I filled that kitty cat so full of lead
We'll have yo use him for a pencil instead
Well I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

Oh yeah I'm trigger, trigger happy, yes I'm trigger, trigger happy.
Oh baby I'm trigger, trigger happy, yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
Trigger, trigger happy, yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out punk or I'm gonna have to blow you away

Come on and grab your ammo
What have you got to lose
We'll get all liquored up
And shoot at anything that moves

Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight
Shoot to kill now, shoot to kill
Oh I'm praying somebody tries to break in here tonight
Shoot to kill now, shoot to kill
I always keep a mgnum in my trunk
You better: ask yourself do you feel lucky punk?
Because I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

Oh yeah I'm trigger, trigger happy, yes I'm trigger, trigger happy.
Oh baby I'm trigger, trigger happy, yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
Trigger, trigger happy, yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out punk or I'm gonna have to blow you away

Watch out or I'll blow you away
Better watch out punk or I'm gonna have to blow you away
Watch out or I'll blow you away
Better watch out punk or I'm gonna have to blow you away
Watch out or I'll blow you away
Better watch out punk or I'm gonna have to blow you away