When I'm Inspected

Teacher's bail out
Clean the rooms out
Like a last minute report
Panic for hours
OFSTED glowers
Check the toilets
Need cleaning out
We will fool them into thinking
We know what we're on about
Entertain them
Better impress them
Or we'll be getting sacked

When I'm inspected
I'll be stable
I can always hide
Under the table

Trying hard to
Control all you
Noisy louts from Underland
Scrub graffiti
Organise meetings
Damn the safety rules 'cause

When I'm inspected
I'll be stable
I can only hope
The students are the Ables

Counting inspectors
On my fingers
Chaos rules in Jimmé's Lab
Watch my temper
I go mental
I'll try to be gentle

When I'm inspected
I'll be stable
When it's all over
I'll be under the table
When I'm inspected
When I'm inspected
When I'm inspected
I'll be stable

Kids make offense
Vinné can't make amends
Rips his homework to shreds and lets it go
Might as well have tents
For all the bents
Who are judged and then get 'let go'

Teachers building sheds when they're 'let go'
They'll be shooting leads when they're 'let go'
They'll prob'ly be dead when they're 'let go'