Acrobatics

Moving around the school can be incredibly difficult with the frequent narrow corridors and even more frequent corridor blocks. It might be more interesting if we moved around in different ways, and many people do. Moving around the classroom in different ways is extremely popular, so perhaps a look at the different varieties is in order. Remember that these can be dangerous and only those trained by grand guru Clarkson should attempt them:

Stands

Desk Stands

This basically involves standing on the desk. You usually keep standing until a teacher (or some other body of control) requests that you get off the desk. Variations include Desk Hand Stands and Chair Stands.

Stand 'Till Challenged

Quite similar to the above, but this time you just stand up on the desk until somebody challenges you to get off.

XXXX 'Till Challenged

Do anything until challenged to stop it.

Jumps

Desk Jump

This involves jumping off a desk onto another desk, or possibly onto a chair.

Desk Span

See how many desks you can walk across, or just see how many desks you can stand on at once.

Hangs

Hook Hang

Labs have hooks in the ceiling. Hang off these

Door Hang

If you get sent out of the classroom, hang onto the back of the door for as long as you can without being noticed. If a teacher comes along in the corridor, say you were told to do this (well... you were told to stand outside, weren't you?).

Laps

Ordinary Laps

Simply walk around the classroom loads and loads of times.

Novelty Laps

Same as normal laps, but doing something stupid like carrying a chair on your head, or even in your hands.

Trailer Rags

The name originated from the opening a door as wide as possible, and running out to a trailer, touching it, and back again before the door swung closed. 'Ragging' it to the trailer may one day be superceded by looping round the trailer, although if the door closes, you're stuck outside until you can find a way of getting back in, or...

Exterior Laps

If you get sent out (as so often happens when in the presence of the Mecca), don't just stand outside the door waiting to come back in (you probably won't, knowing the damage you probably just did, probably), try to get outside, and pop up at the window of the classroom. Come to think of it, it's not that great on paper, but you do actually have to see it happening. You could even put in an appearance in another classroom for a few minutes, although this will undoubtedly get you busteed.