In the beginning, Jimmé ruled Lab6. He arranged the desks to his likings, and He stacked the chemicals neatly on the rack. He placed the bunsens in the holders, and He put beakers in the cupboard. He saw The Lab, and It was good.
Jimmé said, "Come in" to the waiting hordes. And lo, they
came. In. The masses sat down at their desks and got out their
books and stationary. "Work", commanded Jimmé, mightily. And
they worked. But while they worked, they grew restless, tired of
their toil. They questioned their master and revolted. They took
over the Lab. They became us.
And Molé said, "Let there be laoght"...